They all would have been kicked out immediately if this actually happened. It is time for Vinny to call Elicea, and tell him what happened. She tells him she appreciates the transparency, but he is missing the point, and she is done arguing with him. The boys back in the day where a team, they got trashed together, but they always played as a team to ensure all the boys got the girls. Pauly notices there are mostly girls in the club, Vinny breaks his Keto diet, as he is not drinking in moderation. Does anyone know what song this is? As Snooki puts more even more money in her purse, one of the dancers catches her, and she gives her money back.
Snooki tells Vinny and Pauly her idea, and says it will be like The Bachelor. Mike has to physically direct Pauly into the house. In the kitchen, everyone tells Mike he ruined the surprise, and did not realize what he did. Mike says he was excited about the cake, and he could not help it. . What did we learn this week- Vinny is a grown man, and if he cannot handle being in a monogamous relationship, he should not be in one.
The group decides to bake Pauly a cake instead, as a surprise. Like V inny looked a little too thirsty, just staring too long with a weird drunk face and saying weird shit to the bottle girls. Jenni is having a great time with the dancers. At the 30 min mark they're all in a club dancing. They also probably knew who it was when he walked in plus saw the cameras following him and assumed he must have money, so they tried to push him towards the more expensive ones. Pauly is overjoyed, and declares it the best day ever.
You cannot take this meatball anywhere. Plus knowing me, I'd definitely lose them if they were really expensive. What does everyone do next? I was at a strip club for a Bachelor party and some idiot crumpled his dollar up into a ball and threw it at the stripper, but he threw it way too hard and it ended up falling right next to my chair on the other side of the stage. I like to wear mine all the time and I'd be a wreck if I knew they cost as much as a car or more lol. Jenni feels bad, and they go home. I need a girl to bring the heat; a freak in the sheets. People throw money to the dancers, but Snooki thinks people are just throwing money everywhere, so she picks it up.
Elicea again tells him he would not like it if some guy gave her his number. . Once again, Vinny is in denial, and thinks he did nothing wrong. Grab your hair gel, wax that Cadillac and get those tattooed biceps ready to fist pump with the best this summer at the Jersey Shore. She hangs up, and the episode ends. Vinny saves the day by dressing in drag, and presenting himself as the woman for Pauly.
At the end of the day, no one has found anyone. Pauly dresses up for the occasion, and Mike tells him everyone is making a cake, ruining the surprise. Jersey Shore: Family Vacation — Season 1, Episode 8, The Temptation of the Keto Guido After being yelled at by Jenni, Ronnie cries, because he cannot handle his relationship. Mike pulls Vinny away, so he does not get in trouble. Go back to the strip club from the night before.
Vinny is wasted, and talks about how much he loves his girlfriend. It is tiresome watching this. Our Guidos and Guidettes will move into the ultimate beach house rental and indulge in everything the Seaside Heights, New Jersey scene has to offer. Beach by day, dancing and partying all night. Back at home, Snooki tells the other ladies about an idea, that they should all find a woman for Pauly. Vinny prays for Pauly, that he will meet many girls that night. He ends up leaving the store.
Jenni tells Mike that Pauly will now be expecting a woman, and a cake. They all leave a flyer up at at the dry cleaners, so Pauly can find a wife. The other guys try to make him feel better. I need a playa with a 'lac. Snooki seems like she is jut too wasted , and not aware of what she is doing. As the guys dress for the evening, Pauly says Vinny does not dress like a guido anymore, but kind of like a priest. Now its just sober in the club trying to make sure you don't do something to make that long distance girlfriend of yours mad.
It also seemed like the store they went to was a more upscale store. Vinny tells Elicea that a waitress put their number in his phone. He also tempted by a lot of ladies who work at the club. Mike feels overwhelmed about the prices, and all of the rings. He agrees to go along with this, though he wonders how the ladies are going to find someone for him, when he has not been able to over the course of his life. I need a playa with a 'lac.
Later on, Vinny calls Elicea, because he knows she has been upset. I need a girl to bring the heat; a freak in the sheets. Mike wants to go engagement ring shopping, and wants to take Jenni with him. The next morning Vinny feels awful, as he and Pauly drank two bottles of vodka themselves. Again, the roommates go out in search for a woman for Pauly. The director for step up 2 says that it was never a real song, just a production song for the movie.